"we’re five year-olds. we eat nerds all day long. and cap’n crunch and cinnamon toast crunch and cocoa puffs.” — aubrey plaza, bon appetit magazine

derinthemadscientist:

sunkelles:

the fact that the real world could have involved dragons, unicorns, magic, time travel and insane adventures but instead has things like taxes is why i read so much

This lizard shoots blood out of its eyes to deter predators

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This bird has tiny…

isitscary:

My daughter is blind! She is blind and tiny and helpless and fragile. She cannot help you!

mass effect 3 light + dark

bthny:

unlikeableprotagonist:

5000letters:

bible-jpg:

Jenny Holzer

My arrogance knows no bounds and I will make no peace today, and you should be so lucky to find a woman like me 

My arrogance knows no boundsAnd I will make no peace todayAnd you shall be so luckyTo find a woman like me
Today neither will the East claim menor the West admit meToday my belly is a wellwherein serpents are coiledready to poison the world,and you should be so lucky.
All I have is my arrogamceI will teach it to lean backand smoke a cigarette in your faces,and you should be so lucky
No I will make no peaceeven though my hands are emptyI will talk as big as I pleaseI will be all or nothingAnd I will jump before the heavy trucksAnd I will saw off my leg at the thighbefore I bend one womanly knee
I am poisonAnd you will drink meAnd you should be so lucky.
Ishtar Awakens in Chicago by Moja Khaf

will always reblog

bthny:

unlikeableprotagonist:

5000letters:

bible-jpg:

Jenny Holzer

My arrogance knows no bounds and I will make no peace today, and you should be so lucky to find a woman like me 

My arrogance knows no bounds
And I will make no peace today
And you shall be so lucky
To find a woman like me

Today neither will the East claim me
nor the West admit me
Today my belly is a well
wherein serpents are coiled
ready to poison the world,
and you should be so lucky.

All I have is my arrogamce
I will teach it to lean back
and smoke a cigarette in your faces,
and you should be so lucky

No I will make no peace
even though my hands are empty
I will talk as big as I please
I will be all or nothing
And I will jump before the heavy trucks
And I will saw off my leg at the thigh
before I bend one womanly knee

I am poison
And you will drink me
And you should be so lucky.

Ishtar Awakens in Chicago by Moja Khaf

will always reblog

thecutestofthecute:

Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post

bigby + cigarettes 

stripedteacups:

WHO IS THIS GINGER VIKING OH MY GOD

#faf
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